Tuesday, December 2, 2008


OH. MY. GOD. What on earth happened to this guy? I eman, what is up with the bright orange pants? Did he accidentally mixed his white pants with his orange socks in the wash? While he's washing his clothes, he should wash his hair too. It looks kind of stiff, and greasy. He should also shave his beard or mustache , or ...that growing piece of hair on his chin. Ugh. Disgusting. And if he's not singing, he should at least close his mouth so flies don't come flying in. I don't think Hayley would appreciate that. Oh, and, the comment about Jeremy not being in it...how would i know. I mean look at the other people in the band, they look all the same. You know why? BECAUSE THEIR HAIR IS TOOO LONGGGG!! But, I'm glad Jeremy wasn't there, but did the first track had to be about him? Where'd he go? Somewhere bad? AHAHAHHAHA...JUST KIDDING!

2 comments:

#1 Paramore Fan Ever said...

Jeremy Clayton Davis left the band for PERSONAL REASONS! So let's respect that, and leave him alone.
Now, to start off, these pants are actually RED, but I wouldn't expect YOUR little poor quality eyes to notice, how could they?
Spelling error: eman? What is 'eman?' Some freak of nature that you gave birth to? No, my high quality eyes can detect that what you really meant to say was 'mean.' It's okay if you haven't yet conquered the English language.
I actually quite like this picture of Jeremy. I find his shaggy, blonde highlighted hair to be quite attractuve, because in case you haven't noticed, that style is called PUNK. Pretty much a lot of people who are in these types of bands have hair that is similar to his. Psshhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
And like, he's allowed to sing along with his own bands songs while they play. He doesn't have to stand there and be a boring, stiff stick like you would. COME ON PEOPLE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I SAY THIS!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Please take a look at your attrocious behavior and change it before you embarass yourself any further than you need to be. It is necessary that you stop, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ANGELA!!!
Lisa 'ACE'Aasen!!!!

Paramoron said...

Lisa, we don't have to argue about Jeremy's poor quality hair and your poor quality eyes, have you noticed that he is wearing an IRON MAIDEN shirt??? That just shows how ATTRACTUVE he is.