Leaning Tower of Pisa. Looks like Hayley wants to eat the camera man for lunch. I think someone slept on the wrong side of bed and the monster under her bed ate her up. But I guess Jeremy wants to eat the camera up to, cuz he has his punching fist up with a funny look on his face. So does Zac and Josh. tsk tsk tsk. Better watch out, camera man. And how old is Hayley? She looks like she's 15. But I guess that's what is popular these days. I wonder what would happen if Lysol DTP replaced Hayley. I guess she would be all over Jeremy. "Jeremy, I LOVE YOUUUU! <3. YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL WITH ALLLL THAT FACIALL HAIRR. YUM YUM YUM. Don't ever leave me, my sweet one. Let's get married in a gothic wedding and run away to a far away castle in Germany. Like they did with the 12 year odl girla dn 24 year old guy. But too bad they're in jail right now and can't finsih their little dream. Yes, let's. Come with me now, my dearest. NOWWWWWW!!!!! COME ON JEREMY! @#$!!@#*$%@$!!
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So exactly which of you dorks (no, not Paradorks, just dorks, because Paradork doesn't fit into the word Paramore like Paramoremoron or Parawhore- pshh!) decided to start this blog. I'm guessing it was Wen. I'll bet Wen also posted this blog entry.
So about all that wanting to eat the camera man thing...it's called being photogenic. Unlike you freaks, the amazing members of Paramore have a sense of humor, and don't just stand there waiting for someone to take their picture. They give you something interesting to look at, and they have an edge. Unlike SOME dull people who don't even deserve to be called people. I'm not gonna mention any names, just for your sakes. Yeah, that's how kind I am, just in case you were wondering.
Anyways, I'm not in love with Jeremy. I just love him. See, love- in love, big difference. If you love your mom, does that mean that you're IN LOVE with her? I think not...unless you are a retard who envies your own father...but let's not go there. I'm not about to assume things like you guys do.
So yeah, Paramore rocks more than you'll ever know or be able to
appreciate.
THE END!
Have a nice unfulfilling, Paramoreless life!
Lisa Pisa Basin Aasen,
Actually, the Paradork started it, can't you tell by things like 'she slept on the wrong side of bed'? But enough of that.
Don't use the R word!!! (retard) It s inappropriate, disrespectful, and childish, even if you are talking about people who envy their own fathers. The proper word is 'mentally incompetent'.
When are you gonna write that awesome poem about the assertive wrestling girl?
Kloria 'wickedly awesome' Wen
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