Monday, February 16, 2009


As I have promised, here are some pictures of JEREMY! (and one of Zac)
I found all of these on Paramore galleries after searching for hours! I didn't just search up Jeremy on google images and pick a random picture you know. Actually, I'm pretty sure you haven't even seen these pictures. The first one is called
"Jeremy likes to wear a beanie in 90 degree weather."


In this one, Jeremy looks so adorable, I'm not even sure it's him. Actually, he looks kinda like a girl but whatever, isn't that all the rage nowadays? (Sorry Lisa)
And you can ignore the freaky girl beside him, maybe pretend that it's you instead?
(oh yeah, her name is Hannah in case you wanted to know)


Here's a picture of Zac at Jeremy´s Surprise Party, he doesn't look that good but the most important thing is that you have never seen this picture before. There was also another freaky girl beside him holding a blue broom handle or whatever but I cut her out. What's up with all the freaky girls, are all Paramore fans freaks??
(That's for you to figure out DTP!!)
Have fun staring at your monitor!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


This picture is far than okay. This picture is so CUTEEEEE! And that little bird he puts on top of his head. And his hair. Everything's so perfect. Don't worry Lisa, just because your future boyfriend isn't this hot, don't cry.
And look at his smile, it's so cute that it makes you want to melt. ahhhh, so cute. Your future boyfriend will be nothing like this.

This is beyond weird. I thought she was diffrent, but a ncie diffrent. But i guess she's the same as every other girl who thinks of herself as," Oh i'm so cool and beautiful so I'm gonna stick my butt out and take pictures of myself and post them online!" Talk about ew. Soon Lisa, this is what you're gonna be like when you grow up. In the future, Kloria is gonna say, " Me and Angela saw it coming all along." So MUAHAHAHAHHA LISA. Have fun with your posting pictures online JUST LIKE BRIAN DOES.
Notice how Hayley puckers her lips, you know why? Because she's DESPERATE to get Josh back. But too bad she won't because Josh is long time over her. Don't worry Hayley, you'll find your true love in a million years, nothign to be ashamed of.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Take that Lisa.


Yayy, Paramore group picture time!!!!
JEREMY: Smile for the camera guys!!!
* looks away*
[I JUST GOT ANGELA TO SAY THAT HAYLEY WAS PRETTY!!! (before she dyed her hair)]

TEMP GUY WHOSE NAME I STILL DON'T KNOW: Yeahhhhhh!!! I'm gonna be in PARAMORE!! I'm famous!!! I love to play with barbies!!!!!!
ZAC: D'oh. I had too much eggnog-
*Gets cut off by Hayley*
HAYLEY: I lurveee dolls, they're so much fun! Wait, what was I thinking, dolls are stupid, I gonna killll youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
JOSH: Cheese! What am I doing here? Why am I standing knee-high amongst idiots? Where am I? Just who am I? What is the meaning of life???
*Goes on in his head*

Since you wanted a nice picture of Hayley, here is one!! If you ignore her hair, it looks quite nice. Actually, I don't even mind her hair in this picture. Plus, her mic isn't all weird-looking this time.
All Hail Hayley Williams!!!
(and paramore)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009


I know the Paradork (aka Angela) is posting weirdo pictures of people OTHER than Paramore on this blog and I am sorry to see it. I tried to stop her and I told her posting a topless picture of some guy whose last name is Bi was not a good idea but she just wouldn't listen! Oh well, I'm making it up to you by posting an EXTRA beautiful picture of Hayley (HAHA I SPELLED HER NAME RIGHT!!) Nicole Williams. Alright, time for my opinions and thoughts on this picture!

Hayley's hair isn't looking so bad but it's alittle messy. I know, I know, Hayley is performing and jumping around and being energetic but that's no excuse not to have tidy hair (unless she's Amy Winehouse!) I mean, just look at Legolas, his hair is flawless no matter what. Spongebob should follow his example.

Her orange makeup looks good as usual so I won't say anything bad about it.

Her lipstick, well, I understand she needs to apply alot of it because it will be sweated off by the end of the night but maybe she should put less on because it will smear and look bad. This is probably because the photographer sucks and shot the picture at a crappy angle. Also, what is up with the writing on her hand? Doesn't Hayley know that she could get skin cancer?? What would her fans do then?

One last thing, I don't like Hayley's mic. I think she maybe broke it and tried ot fix it by wrapping masking tape all around it. On top of looking tacky and cheap, this shows Hayley has no fashion sense. Maybe Paramore really can't afford new equipment! That should answer your 'how much $ do they make' question!

Have fun doing whatever you do and remember kids, stay safe! (Don't take candy from strangers like Britney Spears!)


Wowwww... he even DRESSES better than Jeremy. I bet there is nothing that Jeremy can beat Rain at. NOTHING! But it's okay, that's just the way life is. You'll just have to accept that fact, and when you do, YOU'LL CRY, AND WEEP, AND NO ONE WILL BE THERE TO COMFORT YOU. MWAHAHAHHAA.

Rain's hair is one hundred% better than Jeremy's. I mean look at it. Clean, Nicely styled, and not like Jeremy. Waking up to the world and stepping outside without even brushing his hair. What is that? Rain's teeth are also nicely whitened. If you look at Jeremy's teeth in the other pictures, you will see that they are yellow. I mean, come one, someone go buy him a toothbrush.

SEE THAT?! SEE THAT?! That is some NICEEE abs right there. Something JEREMY will NEVER HAVE. But oh well, nobody can beat Rain, I mean he is the world's best dancer. Nobody can beat him. And he's cute and funny, something JEREMY will never be. Like I said, Jeremy is nothing when he stands up beside Rain. HA! =]


O.M.G. Now this guy is what i call CUTE. So adorable. AWWWWW. At least he shaves and has a CUTE, decent haircut and wears nice clothes. -sigh-, everything about him is so perfect. About a million, trillion, google plex times, better than jeremy. Acutally no, Jeremy is like nothing when he's beside Rain. So cute and adorable.

This guy is unbelievable. One minute he looks like a guy who dosen't shave at all, and the next moment, he looks like an old man who's at least 45. Talk about EWWWWWWWW. So uncute. Now, let me tell you about this other guy, SUPER CUTEEE. NTo this guy though, this old unshaven man.

Thursday, December 18, 2008


AHAHHAHAHAHHA! Josh looks like he's in pain! Probably becuase Hayley's going on and on and on about herself, and the billion things that Josh hates to hear. Probably everything because Hayley talks in a monotone voice. BOR-ING! I'm not ognna go on any longer, even though I could. But I have better things to do than to look up pictures of Paramore, unlike you, LISA!


A good picture taken, indeed. I don't even know what Josh looks like. A.....human being with big huge pupils. Looks like a vampire, you know when they were a vampire in Twilight? And his little piercing, not cool. Totally ugly. Also his hair...I think he's balding. It looks like a wig, actually. Don't you think so? But I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say "NO, I don't think so." But, who cares what you think? Kloria and I don't. I think Hayley and Josh saw something really horrible. Like, seeing Jeremy get injured really bad and knowing that he can no longer play. Or accidentally seeing Zac naked. How sad. Now, Paramore lost a band memeber and will be scarred for life. But seriously, has Hayley ever heard of something called braces? That is really, a big gap in her teeth. I also think that she bleached her hair. It looks really bad. And that is all I have to about this picture.

Monday, December 15, 2008



Here's a nice picture of Haley! Doesn't she look like the most charming young lady ever? She looks so beautiful, you can even see her roots AND her septum piercing!!! She's so pretty, I wish I look like her *sigh*.

Friday, December 5, 2008



Wooowwww, just looking at this picture, makes me want to puke. Is there a disease going around? Or maybe that's just what they really look like in real life. I guess that's why Hayley is screaming. Poor little girl. But Jeremy Clayton Davis looks like he's fine with it, probably that's why he's smiling. How uncool this band is.
I don't even know what to say with this picture. I mean, what is this? A whole cabinet of Captain Crunch? DISGUSTING! Is he doing an advertisement for Captain Crunch? I bet he eats a box each day, that's why he's so not fit or muscular...FAT! EWWWW. Jeremy Clayton Davis, hmmm, what a funny name. Clayton...the name is sooo....ugh. But anyways, look at that hat? He looks like a pimp wannabe. I think he just woke up, by th elook of his disgusting eyes, I think he isn't very hygenic after all. I don't think I should diss Captain Crunch too much, because I also like Captain Crunch, I think it tastes okay. Jeremy Clayton Davis should go get his nails done. He hand looks so dirty, who knows if he even showered last night. SMELLY. I should get him a manicure and a buff. That would look nice. Maybe then, he at least looks a bit like a gentlemen.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008


Look at this picture of Paramore!! You can tell it is very old because of the other guy standing there who isn't in Paramore anymore. There are alot of things I can say about it so I'll start with...
Hayley: She looks adorable as usual, cute jacket, blah blah blah
Josh: OMGOODNESS, I don't even know where to start. First, what is with that facial expression? It looks like he's trying to look at you seductively or something. And his hair! I thought it looked bad now but it's beautiful compared to his hair in this picture! I won't even mention his shirt (why does he always wear tight shirts? Atleast he matched it with a fashionable scarf!)
Jeremy: I guess Jeremy looks decent in this picture, his hair looks way better than it does now. It's opposite of Josh's!
Zac: Zac seems to have lost some weight since then, good for him! I don't know what's up with his smile but it's less creepy than Josh's!
Jason Bynum/John Hembree/Hunter Lamb: I don't know who this guy is but his hair looks funny and I think Josh looks to him for fashion advice (ahem, v-neck!). Actually, Zac's wearing a v-neck too but it's not too showy or anything so it's OK.
This picture bascially sums up Paramore! (Not really...)








...

I don't even know what I should say for this one. I wish i could make this picture really really big so that you could see all the little details I'm going to tell you that is everything wrong. First of all, WHAT IS WITH THAT BEARD, OR THAT GROWING PIECE OF HAIR? It looks, ugh, like, I don't even know or want to describe it. The beard, it looks, so disgusting, like a tiny forest in there. So nasty, let's move on. Secondly, that nose ring? Does he think it would look good on him? I mean, come on! I think after he brushes his teeth, he should brush his tongue too. I think it's getting a little dirty and stinky. The hair, I don't even know where to start. HIS BANGS, ARE HIDEOUS. I mean, if i saw him in person, instead of hugging and kissing like all the other gils would do, I would go behind him, grab some scissors, and give him a serious haircut. That's how bad it is. That necklace, is so weird, its like, something he picked up from the trash can. And that weird finger pose. Even that weird two finger asian pose is better than THAT. The shirt is okay though. At least one thing about him is good. Thank you for our time. =]


OH. MY. GOD. What on earth happened to this guy? I eman, what is up with the bright orange pants? Did he accidentally mixed his white pants with his orange socks in the wash? While he's washing his clothes, he should wash his hair too. It looks kind of stiff, and greasy. He should also shave his beard or mustache , or ...that growing piece of hair on his chin. Ugh. Disgusting. And if he's not singing, he should at least close his mouth so flies don't come flying in. I don't think Hayley would appreciate that. Oh, and, the comment about Jeremy not being in it...how would i know. I mean look at the other people in the band, they look all the same. You know why? BECAUSE THEIR HAIR IS TOOO LONGGGG!! But, I'm glad Jeremy wasn't there, but did the first track had to be about him? Where'd he go? Somewhere bad? AHAHAHHAHA...JUST KIDDING!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008


Leaning Tower of Pisa. Looks like Hayley wants to eat the camera man for lunch. I think someone slept on the wrong side of bed and the monster under her bed ate her up. But I guess Jeremy wants to eat the camera up to, cuz he has his punching fist up with a funny look on his face. So does Zac and Josh. tsk tsk tsk. Better watch out, camera man. And how old is Hayley? She looks like she's 15. But I guess that's what is popular these days. I wonder what would happen if Lysol DTP replaced Hayley. I guess she would be all over Jeremy. "Jeremy, I LOVE YOUUUU! <3. YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL WITH ALLLL THAT FACIALL HAIRR. YUM YUM YUM. Don't ever leave me, my sweet one. Let's get married in a gothic wedding and run away to a far away castle in Germany. Like they did with the 12 year odl girla dn 24 year old guy. But too bad they're in jail right now and can't finsih their little dream. Yes, let's. Come with me now, my dearest. NOWWWWWW!!!!! COME ON JEREMY! @#$!!@#*$%@$!!



OMG! What is wrong with Hayley? Did she set fire to her hair? Someone get her the fire extinguisher. But why is her friend looking away? Because her hair is so bright it just burns his eyes to look? I bet so too. I feel sorry for him. I bet she didn't even notice her hair is on fire. I mean look. She's still singing. I would have helped her take out the fire in her hair, but it is just so funny loooking at her while she didn't even notice yet. I think it's funny? Lysol DTP, do you think it's funny?