Tuesday, December 2, 2008



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I don't even know what I should say for this one. I wish i could make this picture really really big so that you could see all the little details I'm going to tell you that is everything wrong. First of all, WHAT IS WITH THAT BEARD, OR THAT GROWING PIECE OF HAIR? It looks, ugh, like, I don't even know or want to describe it. The beard, it looks, so disgusting, like a tiny forest in there. So nasty, let's move on. Secondly, that nose ring? Does he think it would look good on him? I mean, come on! I think after he brushes his teeth, he should brush his tongue too. I think it's getting a little dirty and stinky. The hair, I don't even know where to start. HIS BANGS, ARE HIDEOUS. I mean, if i saw him in person, instead of hugging and kissing like all the other gils would do, I would go behind him, grab some scissors, and give him a serious haircut. That's how bad it is. That necklace, is so weird, its like, something he picked up from the trash can. And that weird finger pose. Even that weird two finger asian pose is better than THAT. The shirt is okay though. At least one thing about him is good. Thank you for our time. =]

2 comments:

#1 Paramore Fan Ever said...

Well, well, well. If you're going to critisize Jeremy for being himself, for being corageous, for being unique and outgoing and a historical figure in this day and age...then I just don't respect you...AT all. What did this talented bass player EVER do to your stupid being? NOTHING! That's the answer, NOTHING AT ALL!! Get over yourself, you montrosity!
He is clean, hygenic, fashionable, skilled, talented, nice, smart, good-looking, and just far too good for your poor quality eyes to see. I mean, that's it! The only reason you mock Jeremy is because your eyes are too poor quality to see his true greatness! Aha! Well, you sure are missing out on something.
And might I add that this is possibly the worst, and only bad picture of Jeremy in the entire univere? Well, in case you didn't know, now you do.

Paramoron said...

Lisa, my eyes are not bad quality, they are SUPERB! It's your eyes that need a checkup!