Tuesday, December 2, 2008


Look at this picture of Paramore!! You can tell it is very old because of the other guy standing there who isn't in Paramore anymore. There are alot of things I can say about it so I'll start with...
Hayley: She looks adorable as usual, cute jacket, blah blah blah
Josh: OMGOODNESS, I don't even know where to start. First, what is with that facial expression? It looks like he's trying to look at you seductively or something. And his hair! I thought it looked bad now but it's beautiful compared to his hair in this picture! I won't even mention his shirt (why does he always wear tight shirts? Atleast he matched it with a fashionable scarf!)
Jeremy: I guess Jeremy looks decent in this picture, his hair looks way better than it does now. It's opposite of Josh's!
Zac: Zac seems to have lost some weight since then, good for him! I don't know what's up with his smile but it's less creepy than Josh's!
Jason Bynum/John Hembree/Hunter Lamb: I don't know who this guy is but his hair looks funny and I think Josh looks to him for fashion advice (ahem, v-neck!). Actually, Zac's wearing a v-neck too but it's not too showy or anything so it's OK.
This picture bascially sums up Paramore! (Not really...)






2 comments:

#1 Paramore Fan Ever said...

'That guy', Cloreeya, 'that guy' is named Hunter Lamb. Nice try at putting all three of the former members. John Hembree played bass when Jeremy left, so it's not him, and Jason Bynum was before this time. Hunter left because he was getting married, and you never will. So then Taylor York stepped in. He's not an official member, but he plays rhyntm guitar on live shows for them. So there's a little Paramore history lesson for you.
Now, here's what I think of your summary: Hayley in fact, does look adorable, so good call on your part- for once:O, Josh happens to look stupid in this photo, and I do agree that his hair was not all that great. But c'mon, if I were to look at old pictures of you, I'm sure that they would be much more hideous. Jeremy does look very lovely in this picture. His hair is so nicely groomed and the facial hair is not at an excessive amount. I'm glad that you can see that. Zac was a bit heavy at the beginning of Paramore, and has lost weight. Congratulations for noticing! He is very sweet, so don't even start with his smile. Your's sucks much worse, and you know it. Hunter, Josh and Zac can wear V-neck shirts if they want, because in fact, they are not gay, and they are fashionable.
I don't know how you guys just manage to have the time to go on the internet and find not so great pictures of Paramore. They are so scarce that it takes forever to find them! You need a life. Try what I did- take up the obsession of...Paramore!!
So that is what I, Lisa 'Ace" Aasen had to say about that.
:PPP

Paramoron said...

Lisa, you are so confusing, telling me I'm stupid for not having a life because I search up pictures of Paramore but then telling me to be obsessed with them??? Maybe you should go back to kindergarden and learn to talk again. Bye Lisa 'Pisa' Aasen.
Kloria 'Kool' Wen