AHAHHAHAHAHHA! Josh looks like he's in pain! Probably becuase Hayley's going on and on and on about herself, and the billion things that Josh hates to hear. Probably everything because Hayley talks in a monotone voice. BOR-ING! I'm not ognna go on any longer, even though I could. But I have better things to do than to look up pictures of Paramore, unlike you, LISA!

A good picture taken, indeed. I don't even know what Josh looks like. A.....human being with big huge pupils. Looks like a vampire, you know when they were a vampire in Twilight? And his little piercing, not cool. Totally ugly. Also his hair...I think he's balding. It looks like a wig, actually. Don't you think so? But I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say "NO, I don't think so." But, who cares what you think? Kloria and I don't. I think Hayley and Josh saw something really horrible. Like, seeing Jeremy get injured really bad and knowing that he can no longer play. Or accidentally seeing Zac naked. How sad. Now, Paramore lost a band memeber and will be scarred for life. But seriously, has Hayley ever heard of something called braces? That is really, a big gap in her teeth. I also think that she bleached her hair. It looks really bad. And that is all I have to about this picture.

Here's a nice picture of Haley! Doesn't she look like the most charming young lady ever? She looks so beautiful, you can even see her roots AND her septum piercing!!! She's so pretty, I wish I look like her *sigh*.

Wooowwww, just looking at this picture, makes me want to puke. Is there a disease going around? Or maybe that's just what they really look like in real life. I guess that's why Hayley is screaming. Poor little girl. But Jeremy Clayton Davis looks like he's fine with it, probably that's why he's smiling. How uncool this band is.

I don't even know what to say with this picture. I mean, what is this? A whole cabinet of Captain Crunch? DISGUSTING! Is he doing an advertisement for Captain Crunch? I bet he eats a box each day, that's why he's so not fit or muscular...FAT! EWWWW. Jeremy Clayton Davis, hmmm, what a funny name. Clayton...the name is sooo....ugh. But anyways, look at that hat? He looks like a pimp wannabe. I think he just woke up, by th elook of his disgusting eyes, I think he isn't very hygenic after all. I don't think I should diss Captain Crunch too much, because I also like Captain Crunch, I think it tastes okay. Jeremy Clayton Davis should go get his nails done. He hand looks so dirty, who knows if he even showered last night. SMELLY. I should get him a manicure and a buff. That would look nice. Maybe then, he at least looks a bit like a gentlemen.

Look at this picture of Paramore!! You can tell it is very old because of the other guy standing there who isn't in Paramore anymore. There are alot of things I can say about it so I'll start with...

Hayley: She looks adorable as usual, cute jacket, blah blah blah

Josh: OMGOODNESS, I don't even know where to start. First, what is with that facial expression? It looks like he's trying to look at you seductively or something. And his hair! I thought it looked bad now but it's beautiful compared to his hair in this picture! I won't even mention his shirt (why does he always wear tight shirts? Atleast he matched it with a fashionable scarf!)

Jeremy: I guess Jeremy looks decent in this picture, his hair looks way better than it does now. It's opposite of Josh's!

Zac: Zac seems to have lost some weight since then, good for him! I don't know what's up with his smile but it's less creepy than Josh's!

Jason Bynum/John Hembree/Hunter Lamb: I don't know who this guy is but his hair looks funny and I think Josh looks to him for fashion advice (ahem, v-neck!). Actually, Zac's wearing a v-neck too but it's not too showy or anything so it's OK.

This picture bascially sums up Paramore! (Not really...)

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I don't even know what I should say for this one. I wish i could make this picture really really big so that you could see all the little details I'm going to tell you that is everything wrong. First of all, WHAT IS WITH THAT BEARD, OR THAT GROWING PIECE OF HAIR? It looks, ugh, like, I don't even know or want to describe it. The beard, it looks, so disgusting, like a tiny forest in there. So nasty, let's move on. Secondly, that nose ring? Does he think it would look good on him? I mean, come on! I think after he brushes his teeth, he should brush his tongue too. I think it's getting a little dirty and stinky. The hair, I don't even know where to start. HIS BANGS, ARE HIDEOUS. I mean, if i saw him in person, instead of hugging and kissing like all the other gils would do, I would go behind him, grab some scissors, and give him a serious haircut. That's how bad it is. That necklace, is so weird, its like, something he picked up from the trash can. And that weird finger pose. Even that weird two finger asian pose is better than THAT. The shirt is okay though. At least one thing about him is good. Thank you for our time. =]

OH. MY. GOD. What on earth happened to this guy? I eman, what is up with the bright orange pants? Did he accidentally mixed his white pants with his orange socks in the wash? While he's washing his clothes, he should wash his hair too. It looks kind of stiff, and greasy. He should also shave his beard or mustache , or ...that growing piece of hair on his chin. Ugh. Disgusting. And if he's not singing, he should at least close his mouth so flies don't come flying in. I don't think Hayley would appreciate that. Oh, and, the comment about Jeremy not being in it...how would i know. I mean look at the other people in the band, they look all the same. You know why? BECAUSE THEIR HAIR IS TOOO LONGGGG!! But, I'm glad Jeremy wasn't there, but did the first track had to be about him? Where'd he go? Somewhere bad? AHAHAHHAHA...JUST KIDDING!

Leaning Tower of Pisa. Looks like Hayley wants to eat the camera man for lunch. I think someone slept on the wrong side of bed and the monster under her bed ate her up. But I guess Jeremy wants to eat the camera up to, cuz he has his punching fist up with a funny look on his face. So does Zac and Josh. tsk tsk tsk. Better watch out, camera man. And how old is Hayley? She looks like she's 15. But I guess that's what is popular these days. I wonder what would happen if Lysol DTP replaced Hayley. I guess she would be all over Jeremy. "Jeremy, I LOVE YOUUUU! <3. YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL WITH ALLLL THAT FACIALL HAIRR. YUM YUM YUM. Don't ever leave me, my sweet one. Let's get married in a gothic wedding and run away to a far away castle in Germany. Like they did with the 12 year odl girla dn 24 year old guy. But too bad they're in jail right now and can't finsih their little dream. Yes, let's. Come with me now, my dearest. NOWWWWWW!!!!! COME ON JEREMY! @#$!!@#*$%@$!!

OMG! What is wrong with Hayley? Did she set fire to her hair? Someone get her the fire extinguisher. But why is her friend looking away? Because her hair is so bright it just burns his eyes to look? I bet so too. I feel sorry for him. I bet she didn't even notice her hair is on fire. I mean look. She's still singing. I would have helped her take out the fire in her hair, but it is just so funny loooking at her while she didn't even notice yet. I think it's funny? Lysol DTP, do you think it's funny?

Helloooo fellow Paramore lovers. This is the first pictue that we have uploaded of Paramore. But lemme tell you this. Jeremy? Not very good looking. And this picture is ollllddddd. And Lisa Assen ( Lysol DTP, LaNerd, Leaning Tower of Pisa) we dedicate this blog to you.