Wednesday, January 14, 2009


This picture is far than okay. This picture is so CUTEEEEE! And that little bird he puts on top of his head. And his hair. Everything's so perfect. Don't worry Lisa, just because your future boyfriend isn't this hot, don't cry.
And look at his smile, it's so cute that it makes you want to melt. ahhhh, so cute. Your future boyfriend will be nothing like this.

This is beyond weird. I thought she was diffrent, but a ncie diffrent. But i guess she's the same as every other girl who thinks of herself as," Oh i'm so cool and beautiful so I'm gonna stick my butt out and take pictures of myself and post them online!" Talk about ew. Soon Lisa, this is what you're gonna be like when you grow up. In the future, Kloria is gonna say, " Me and Angela saw it coming all along." So MUAHAHAHAHHA LISA. Have fun with your posting pictures online JUST LIKE BRIAN DOES.
Notice how Hayley puckers her lips, you know why? Because she's DESPERATE to get Josh back. But too bad she won't because Josh is long time over her. Don't worry Hayley, you'll find your true love in a million years, nothign to be ashamed of.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Take that Lisa.


Yayy, Paramore group picture time!!!!
JEREMY: Smile for the camera guys!!!
* looks away*
[I JUST GOT ANGELA TO SAY THAT HAYLEY WAS PRETTY!!! (before she dyed her hair)]

TEMP GUY WHOSE NAME I STILL DON'T KNOW: Yeahhhhhh!!! I'm gonna be in PARAMORE!! I'm famous!!! I love to play with barbies!!!!!!
ZAC: D'oh. I had too much eggnog-
*Gets cut off by Hayley*
HAYLEY: I lurveee dolls, they're so much fun! Wait, what was I thinking, dolls are stupid, I gonna killll youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
JOSH: Cheese! What am I doing here? Why am I standing knee-high amongst idiots? Where am I? Just who am I? What is the meaning of life???
*Goes on in his head*

Since you wanted a nice picture of Hayley, here is one!! If you ignore her hair, it looks quite nice. Actually, I don't even mind her hair in this picture. Plus, her mic isn't all weird-looking this time.
All Hail Hayley Williams!!!
(and paramore)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009


I know the Paradork (aka Angela) is posting weirdo pictures of people OTHER than Paramore on this blog and I am sorry to see it. I tried to stop her and I told her posting a topless picture of some guy whose last name is Bi was not a good idea but she just wouldn't listen! Oh well, I'm making it up to you by posting an EXTRA beautiful picture of Hayley (HAHA I SPELLED HER NAME RIGHT!!) Nicole Williams. Alright, time for my opinions and thoughts on this picture!

Hayley's hair isn't looking so bad but it's alittle messy. I know, I know, Hayley is performing and jumping around and being energetic but that's no excuse not to have tidy hair (unless she's Amy Winehouse!) I mean, just look at Legolas, his hair is flawless no matter what. Spongebob should follow his example.

Her orange makeup looks good as usual so I won't say anything bad about it.

Her lipstick, well, I understand she needs to apply alot of it because it will be sweated off by the end of the night but maybe she should put less on because it will smear and look bad. This is probably because the photographer sucks and shot the picture at a crappy angle. Also, what is up with the writing on her hand? Doesn't Hayley know that she could get skin cancer?? What would her fans do then?

One last thing, I don't like Hayley's mic. I think she maybe broke it and tried ot fix it by wrapping masking tape all around it. On top of looking tacky and cheap, this shows Hayley has no fashion sense. Maybe Paramore really can't afford new equipment! That should answer your 'how much $ do they make' question!

Have fun doing whatever you do and remember kids, stay safe! (Don't take candy from strangers like Britney Spears!)


Wowwww... he even DRESSES better than Jeremy. I bet there is nothing that Jeremy can beat Rain at. NOTHING! But it's okay, that's just the way life is. You'll just have to accept that fact, and when you do, YOU'LL CRY, AND WEEP, AND NO ONE WILL BE THERE TO COMFORT YOU. MWAHAHAHHAA.

Rain's hair is one hundred% better than Jeremy's. I mean look at it. Clean, Nicely styled, and not like Jeremy. Waking up to the world and stepping outside without even brushing his hair. What is that? Rain's teeth are also nicely whitened. If you look at Jeremy's teeth in the other pictures, you will see that they are yellow. I mean, come one, someone go buy him a toothbrush.

SEE THAT?! SEE THAT?! That is some NICEEE abs right there. Something JEREMY will NEVER HAVE. But oh well, nobody can beat Rain, I mean he is the world's best dancer. Nobody can beat him. And he's cute and funny, something JEREMY will never be. Like I said, Jeremy is nothing when he stands up beside Rain. HA! =]


O.M.G. Now this guy is what i call CUTE. So adorable. AWWWWW. At least he shaves and has a CUTE, decent haircut and wears nice clothes. -sigh-, everything about him is so perfect. About a million, trillion, google plex times, better than jeremy. Acutally no, Jeremy is like nothing when he's beside Rain. So cute and adorable.

This guy is unbelievable. One minute he looks like a guy who dosen't shave at all, and the next moment, he looks like an old man who's at least 45. Talk about EWWWWWWWW. So uncute. Now, let me tell you about this other guy, SUPER CUTEEE. NTo this guy though, this old unshaven man.